The No Monkey Business Promise is based on four core values

No Monkey Business has a clear profile, based on four core values. These are part of our DNA and our promise to you.

1. Our fees are a small price to pay for the value we create.

There has to be a click. No Monkey Business is not the ideal solution for everyone. There must a good match. If we aren’t sure we can add value, we won’t start.

We have to believe in your mission, your ideas and your business. Only then can your business achieve a higher value than before we came on board. But if that click is there and we begin the exit process together, we promise to the kind of value that will greatly offset our fees.

2. Equal partners.

We highly value partnership and collaboration. But we can only be successful if we work towards the same goal, together. This requires an effort, from us, as well as from you and your team. This principle of equality also applies to coaching and strategic consultancy. As your equal partner, we will always tell it like it is.

3. Only the best results.

At No Monkey Business, we don’t believe in quick wins with less than stellar results. We do, however, believe in taking the time needed to complete the process.

Of course, every process has a beginning and an end, but to us, the results are what counts. You can only achieve optimal results by creating the best version of your business before entering the market. You can only sell once, whether we’re talking about your entire business or a part of it. It’s therefore important that you take as long as needed and do so at the right time.

4. Clear agreements and contracts.

To us, honesty and transparency are key. We work with clear contracts, without any fine print. For a monthly fixed fee, you’ll have us working by your side. On top of that, we agree on a success fee. The process can be stopped on a monthly basis.